Global Defense (SMS)

Global Defense Box Art

Global Defense

System: SMS

Release Date: March 1988

Developer: Sega

Publisher: Sega

Genre: Shoot ‘em Up

This is going to be a short one, because Global Defense is terrible and damn near unplayable. This is a space shooter game with some of the worst controls I’ve ever experienced. You control a satellite and need to shoot down all the enemies on screen that you see.

The side scrolling Offensive Half.

The d-pad doesn’t control the satellite though. No, it controls the on screen cross-hairs. You shoot with the 2 Button and can hold it down for rapid fire. The shot goes to the cross-hairs ignoring everything on its way. If you want to move your satellite, you need to hold the 1 Button while using the d-pad. This is terrible.

The stationary Defensive Half.

You start with the offensive half. You’ll be trying to destroy the enemies on screen and unfortunately miss out on moving your satellite and die. Of course, time stops after you die, which allows you to destroy everything left on screen. If you manage to make it through the offensive half, you move to the defensive half and have to destroy everyone there before your power bar is depleted.

Graphics: 1.0

Bland, bad graphics.

Sound: 1.0

Music is bland.

Gameplay: 0.5

The gameplay is TERRIBLE. Gross.

Difficulty: 1.0

Trying to master the controls makes this super difficult. Not a good difficult.

Fun Factor: 0.0

I had absolutely no fun with this one.

Overall Grade: 0.7

Global Defense earns a D-. This is a horrible game and deserves to be burned. Don’t play it.

Global Defense Video Review on YouTube